When I started blogging, I made myself a simple promise to post every two weeks. Doable, right? Wrong. Real life gets in the way. Specifically, the current script we’re writing. Oh, I’ve thought of at least half a dozen topics, but I can’t afford to miss this deadline. Completed script or blog post? The tipping scales have spoken.
While lamenting my blog constipation to Karen Quah, Penny Ash and Carrie Brozovic tonight, we came up with a super-silly-crazy-nutty-psycho idea: a blog to create a new bio for Karen.
Why does Karen need a new bio? Because hers sucks. Specifically, it just says “writer.” That’s it. Writer. Man, I could have written that. What Karen needs is a bio defining her true glorious skill set. This woman is a goddess. A writing phenomenon who is stalked regularly… by none other than herself.
This is an official intervention to cure her bio boringness.
You don’t know Karen? Have no fear. No suggestion you leave could possibly be more boring than “writer.” You have nothing to lose. But if you’d like to get to know her, read the great post she wrote on Tyler Weaver’s Multi-hypenate site. You’ll have all the ammo you need to kick her boring bio to the curb.
So grab your tequila and give it a shot. You truly can’t fail.
P.S. Wow, I even made a post about Karen's bio a pimp out for Tyler Weaver. Maybe I'm the one who needs an intervention - #pimpaholic.